I should probably welcome you

truly majestic

pizza:

i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole

i’m also going to have another daughter with the first name crystal and middle name meth for obvious reasons

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you where wondering this is the image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

golgotha:

vriska with braids???

godtiercosbytop:

a-doitsu-made-fullmetal:

A Homestuck AU in which Karkat owns a butter substitute company called ‘GUESS WHAT FUCKER! THIS AIN’T BUTTER’

I’ve been laughing at this for a solid 10 minutes.

jcatgrl:

ieroismyhero:

#Dean Winchester #is an 11-year-old girl trying to talk to her crush for the first time

#Castiel #is an 11000000000-year-old angel trying to figure out what the hell a crush is

raisethefountains:

vanillr:

spaceyfrancophile:

fancysomedisneymagic:

THE INCREDIBLES 2 ON ITS WAY

Brad Bird, director and writer for The Incredibles (and Edna Mode’s voice) has declared to be getting ready for the film’s sequel. He admitted it was because “he loves those characters and their world”. He has already thought of many elements he thinks would work great for The Incredibles 2, but has to first finish Walt Disney Pictures’ Tomorrowland with George Clooney and Hugh Laurie, which will be released December 2014. This could mean that the film could be coming in 2016 or 2017.

You guys excited?

HALLELUJAH IT’S A MIRACLE

SCREAMING